Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Biebs vs. The Bob

Justin Bieber and Jennifer Aniston are both sporting new hairstyles.  Let's try to figure out which one is best.

First, the Biebs:



On the plus side:

1. It actually looks like a boy's haircut.
2. That's it.  I can't think of anything else.

On the negative side:

1. Now we can see his eyebrows.  Yikes.
2. Those comb-forward "sideburns."  Yikes again.
3. Didn't he already give us this look when he won the Academy Award for Best Actress in  "Boys Don't Cry?"  Excuse me?  That was Hilary Swank?  Oh, sorry.
4. Poor Tom Brady -- he's going to have to go and get his hair cut now, too.
5. It will be harder now for Justin to whip his hair back and forth, to whip his hair back and forth, to whip his hair back and forth.

Now, the Bob:



On the plus side:
1. The highlights remind me of Brad Pitt -- and we all know how dreamy he is.
2. Nothing beats symmetry.
3. When I look at her, I just want to say "Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh."

On the negative side:
1. Honestly?  There's nothing.

It's the Bob in a landslide.