Oprah is really pulling out the stops for her last season of shows. Today's show should be awesome. She's calling it the "Stunning Supermodel Reunion Show." I want to know why I wasn't invited. Seriously.
I had a brief but successful career as a male model in September 2009. I was featured in a campaign that ran throughout the metro DC area. The highlight was my appearance on a billboard right near Prince George's Hospital Center. My lovely face was also on the side of Metrobuses. OK, it was for the American Heart Association's START Heart Walk, not Abercrombie & Fitch, so I had to keep my shirt on. It wasn't a solo campaign -- I had to share space with five other people in the ad. And, no, I didn't get paid. But it was advertising and I was in it. That makes me a model. When I saw the finished product, I felt super because they used the wonders of technology to make me look like the tallest person in the ad. Doesn't that make me a supermodel?