Friday, February 4, 2011

Why Am I Not Featured on Oprah's Stunning Supermodel Reunion Show?

Oprah is really pulling out the stops for her last season of shows.  Today's show should be awesome.  She's calling it the "Stunning Supermodel Reunion Show."  I want to know why I wasn't invited.  Seriously.

I had a brief but successful career as a male model in September 2009.  I was featured in a campaign that ran throughout the metro DC area.  The highlight was my appearance on a billboard right near Prince George's Hospital Center.  My lovely face was also on the side of Metrobuses.  OK, it was for the American Heart Association's START Heart Walk, not Abercrombie & Fitch, so I had to keep my shirt on.  It wasn't a solo campaign -- I had to share space with five other people in the ad.  And, no, I didn't get paid.  But it was advertising and I was in it.  That makes me a model.  When I saw the finished product, I felt super because they used the wonders of technology to make me look like the tallest person in the ad.  Doesn't that make me a supermodel?