In case you're not following God on Twitter, here are highlights from his Twitter feed this past weekend. You might want to start following him.
Friday - 5:00PM - "Played a great April Fool's Day joke on Benedict today. That sucker actually thinks I'm gonna answer his prayer for world peace. LOL."
Friday - 10:15PM - "Just saw 'Hop.' Best thing to happen to Easter since the resurrection."
Saturday - 1:40AM - "Idammit! Just spilled my chalice of holy wine. Might as well go to bed."
Saturday - 11:30AM - "Gotta run. Time to start delivering the daily bread."
Saturday - 9:30PM - "Somebody ought to kill this warlock guy."
Saturday - 11:50PM - "Am I really the only one who had Butler - UConn in the final? What are you -- a bunch of mortals?"
Sunday - 6:00AM - "I'm tired of waking up early on Sunday just so you all can worship me."
Sunday - 7:00PM - "The Orioles are 3-0. Who said I can't work miracles?"
Sunday - 9:30PM - "I take it back -- this warlock guy kills."
Sunday - 11:50PM - "Just finished working on next week's headlines. Stay tuned."
