Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Tonight's Horrifically Horrifying Episode of "The X Factor"

I was always a Simon Cowell fan when he was on "American Idol" so I've tried to give his new show a chance.  But, "The X Factor" is absolutely horrible.  Quite frankly, it's hard to describe how terrible it really is.  The singers can't sing.  Every third performance, a judge becomes overcome with emotion and starts crying while praising the performer as "genuine" or "courageous."  The host is a complete tool who makes Ryan Seacrest look like a Mensa member.  Did I tell you that the singers can't sing?

So, I'm giving up on "The X Factor."  Halfway through tonight's show, we switched to "Hoarders - Buried Alive."  On this episode, a retired ventriloquist has a house completely filled with puppets!  It's scarily awesome.  The hoarder's son just started crying because he was so overwhelmed with how "... the puppets have been accumulating."  Now that's entertainment.