So, Wikipedia is out-of-service today. It's a form of protest against the proposed anti-piracy legislation that Congress is threatening to pass. Good Lord. What are all those kids who are trying to get their homework done tonight going to do?
I've got your answer. It's Mikipedia! Open for one day only, Mikipedia is your source for information on any topic you can imagine. Just like Wikipedia, Mikipedia contains information posted by volunteer, self-appointed experts (or, more specifically, a single volunteer self-appointed expert). And, just like Wikipedia, the information on Mikipedia may or may not be accurate. Don't let that stop you from using it, though. It certainly hasn't stopped any of you from using Wikipedia, has it?
To give you a sense for how helpful and up-to-the minute Mikipedia is, here's the entry for the most recent topic added to the site: Blue Ivy Carter.
Blue Ivy Carter, born in January 2012, is the daughter of American pop princess Beyonce Knowles and rap superstar Jay-Z. The most beautiful baby ever born (source needed), Blue has already set records by becoming the youngest recording artist to ever appear on the Billboard charts. As the daughter of a diva, it is reported that Blue is strictly forbidden from burping, spitting up, and pooping and that these rules apply even when Blue is under the care of a nanny (once more, source needed). In her second week of life, Blue -- upset by her parents selecting such a silly name for her -- decided to teach them a lesson. Little baby Blue held her breath until she literally began to turn blue. Luckily, one of her five nannies saw what was happening. That nanny immediately tweeted that little Blue had magical powers, just like mommy and daddy, and was actually able to turn herself the color of her name! Unfortunately, when Blue finally stopped holding her breath, the nanny was forced to remove the first tweet and post a new one stating that the report of Blue's magical powers may have been premature (again, source needed). Upon seeing this, Blue's aunt Solange angrily tweeted in response that the nanny had no right to question the magical powers of little Blue Ivy Carter (yep, that's right -- source needed).