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Monday, September 17, 2012

My New Hand Me Up's

Last time I sat down to write a post, I had good intentions of writing about the transition I've recently made from hand-me-down's to hand-me-up's.  Instead, I took a bit of a U-turn and ended up telling a story about cat-heads.  Let's get back to hand-me-up's.

One of my mother's friends from nursing school was a nice lady named Mrs. May.  Every year or two, Mrs. May would pay a visit.  Mrs. May had a couple of kids who were a few years older than me.  One was a boy.  I used to look forward to Mrs. May's visits.  It wasn't because she was bringing her son along for the trip.  In fact, I don't think I ever met him.  No, I looked forward to those visits because it meant I might be getting some hand-me-down's.

Based on the clothes that showed up with Mrs. May, her son appeared to be quite a bit taller than me.  That didn't matter.  Remember, it was the late 1970's.  Rolling up your jeans was fashionable (I think).  I'd tear through the bag of hand-me-down's that Mrs. May left behind, grab the jeans, put them on, cinch my belt, roll the cuffs up a couple of times, and loudly announce "Yes, they fit perfectly."  Without those hand-me-down's, I don't think I would ever have had a pair of jeans, at least not until I started using my paper route money to buy my own clothes.

I know most people probably don't like to wear other people's used clothes.  When I was growing up, I never had that problem.  And, I still don't.

You see, a couple weeks back, Nick was cleaning out his closet.  Whenever that happens around here, we end up with a pile of clothes in our bedroom closet.  Kim then bags them up and off they go to AmVets.  This time, before she could get Nick's old clothes in their bags, I walked into our closet and saw a huge pile of clothes just sitting there on the floor.  "Hmmm," I thought to myself, "Some of those clothes don't look that bad.  Nick's bigger than me now.  If these clothes no longer fit him, I bet they might fit me."

The next thing I knew, I was standing there in my underwear, trying on Nick's old shorts, t-shirts, and sweatshirts.  It was like Christmas morning (if you spend Christmas morning in your underwear, that is).  After going through everything, I ended up with four pairs of shorts, a bunch of shirts, and a really nice Bucknell sweatshirt.  Yes, the shorts are a couple years out of style.  No, I don't care.  I'm wearing my hand-me-up's.

Just think.  In a couple more years, I can do it all over again with Jay's clothes.  I can't wait.