The Real Reasons Selena Gomez and Justin Beiber Broke Up

I spent all day yesterday trying come to grips with the devastating news that Selena Gomez had broken up with Justin Beiber.  What a shocking turn of events.  It seems like just yesterday that Selena was declaring how she loved Justin like a love song (baby) while Justin was renting out the Staples Center so that he and Selena could have a private viewing of Titanic.  Now, it's all over.

I wonder what happened.  My guess is that it was a combination of things that finally pushed Selena over the edge:

• First, she realized that it's not a good thing when your boyfriend has better hair -- and skin -- than you do.  It's also not good when you can bench more than him.
• Next, Scooter Braun is annoying.
• Finally, when your boyfriend is tweeting pictures of himself with Victoria's Secret models (after asking them for their numbers), he may just not be that into you.

It's going to take me a little while to get over this news.  Thank God Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is coming out soon to help take my mind off all this.