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Sunday, September 25, 2011

"Do You Have a Plan?"

Jay decided this weekend that he needed a haircut and, in a weak moment, he agreed to have me do the honors.  So, after dinner, I turned on the spotlight on the deck, got out the clippers and a stool, and got down to business.

Giving a clipper cut isn't really too hard.  Kim, though, asked me to let her take a peek at my work before I announced that I was officially done.  So, after I'd given Jay's head a once over with the #2 guard, tidied up the edges, and blown the loose hairs off of his forehead and neck (they don't do that for you at the local barber shop), I asked her to come on outside and pass judgment.  She stepped outside and took a look.  I can imagine that Jay wasn't too thrilled (I know I wasn't) when the first thing out of Kim's mouth was the following question: "Do you have a plan?"

What kind of question was that, I thought?  Jay's hair was laying in clumps at my feet.  If I didn't have a plan, it was pretty late to start thinking of one.  If I did have a plan, her question was a clear indication that I'd failed to execute it.

In any event, things weren't really that bad.  Kim gave me a couple of suggestions (trim the sideburns, clean up the back of the neck, give the top another pass).  I dutifully complied.  Jay jumped in the shower to clean up all the loose hair and just came down for a final inspection.  He looks pretty darn good.  Salon de Miguel is back in business.