It’s been a rough morning. And, no, it’s not because the pain of my bony knees rubbing against each other woke me up at 4AM. It’s because I just learned that Paula Abdul is leaving “The X Factor.”
It was one thing when there was an announcement that Steve Jones would not be back as host in Season Two. Did this really surprise anyone? Steve Jones’ most remarkable accomplishment was that his emotionless, wooden performance led to this fantastic quote from Fox Entertainment President Kevin Reilly who, when asked about Jones’ abilities, stated “I think everybody has come to see the value of Ryan Seacrest.” I think some spittle actually hit my computer screen when I tried to choke back the laughter that statement prompted.
And, were you really that surprised when you heard that Nicole Scherzinger wouldn’t be back? I’m a little disappointed since I just learned how to type Scherzinger correctly. The one good thing I can say about her is that she introduced me to finger-shield rings (that’s what I call them, anyway). I guess I’ll also miss Nicole’s insightful critiques, particularly “You are so courageous.”
So, good-bye Steve and Nicole. I won’t miss you in the least. No one will. But, Paula?
I can’t believe that Paula is being kicked to the curb. I mean, the poor woman had worked so hard on her model walk. She had absolutely perfected it. On each episode, as she walked to the judge’s table, that walk was in full view. You know, it’s the walk where you slowly and deliberately swing your leg so that it crosses directly in front of the other with each step that you take. Paula’s model walk was a thing of beauty. Where will she get to use it now? What a waste.
As a show of support for Paula, I’ll be doing her model walk all day today. I encourage you to join me. I know I feel prettier when I do it. Maybe you will, too.
