There are many reasons why I love my wife. The newest one is that she just made the following statement, completely unprompted by me. Here's what she said: "I don't get why people say he's so good looking. I think he's kind of strange looking." Who was she talking about? Tom Brady, of course.
I'm tired of Tom Brady. I'm tired of his New England Patriots. I'm tired of his hoodie-wearing, grumpy coach. I'm tired of him throwing touchdown passes to that bumphead tight-end of his. I'm tired of seeing his scowl on the sidelines. I'm tired of hearing about how he was only a 6th-round draft pick. I'm tired of being reminded that he went to Michigan. I'm just plain tired.
Tom, if you're reading this, I ask you to remember "The Lion King." Remember what good old Scar said to Simba after the stampede that killed Mufasa? I think he said "Run away. Never return." Good advice. Please follow it.