The lights are out at the Super Bowl. Seriously? At America's premier sporting event we can't keep the power on in the stadium? What's wrong with this country?
I smell a conspiracy. The Ravens have been completely dominating the game. Colin Kapernick looks exactly like a guy who's only started 9 previous games. The 49ers defense can't stop Joe Flacco. Jacoby Jones is on fire. I hope nothing changes once the lights come back on at the Superdome.
In any event, this game's already taking entirely too long. The first quarter was fine. In the second quarter, though, things started to slow down. Then, we had to sit through that ridiculous Beyonce halftime show. What was that exactly? Was it a concert? Was it a dance revue? Or, was it just an excuse for Beyonce to dress up in a leather unitard and toss her hair around?
Can you imagine going to a full Beyonce concert? What a nightmare that would be. If she'd brought Kurt Hummel out to kick a field goal during "Single Ladies," I would have been happier.
