This is where the magic happens.

This is where the magic happens.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

It's Always Important to Have Clean Underwear (With no Holes)

Lately, I've been finding myself asking Kim to help me get dressed in the morning.  The problem is that, as I get older, it's getting harder for me to remember which ties go with which suit.  I think part of the problem is that I've branched out a bit with recent purchases.  I used to have just brown, black, navy blue, and gray suits.  Now, I've thrown olive and cream into the mix and I've got a half-dozen blazers of all different colors.  It's become quite complicated.

Today, I'm happy to say that I picked out all my own clothes.  But, I had a whole new challenge to overcome.  Here's why.  I had a lunch meeting today with a guy I've gotten to know at one of the companies on my target list.  I sent him a note yesterday to confirm our meeting.  He threw me a curveball with his response.  He's a runner and he knows that I am, too.  In his reply, he said "Come on over at 11:30AM instead of Noon and we'll go for a run before having lunch.  We've got a gym in the building and you can change here and then get cleaned up afterwards."  It sounded like an interesting idea.  "Sure," I said.  We were set.

That's how I came to find myself standing in the bathroom this morning going through my underwear drawer in a mild state of panic.  Should I wear boxers or boxer briefs?  After I made my choice (I'll leave it to your imagination to figure out what I choose), I moved on to the next key decision -- which pair was least threadbare?  I literally took each pair out and held them up for inspection.  I narrowed it down to two and then made my final choice.  I put on the chosen underwear.  Now, it was time for the mirror to "inspect" myself.  Everything looked great!

The rest of my choices were easy.  I went with conservative tan slacks, a white button down shirt, and a checked blazer.  Today, it was the underwear that was most important.

As luck would have it, we had a big rainstorm at mid-day.  We skipped the run and just had lunch.  It tasted extra good in my hand-picked underwear.