Here are just some of the things you didn't get to read about because blogspot.com was down:
- The scolding that poor Pippa Middleton's "friends" were going to get from me for selling those old pictures of her.
- My latest bout with Lyme Disease (that's 3 cases in the past 4 years for those of you keeping track at home).
- All the reasons why neither the very safe and boring Scotty or the "Oh, I can't believe I'm still here" Lauren deserve to win American Idol.
- My story about how I almost broke down and finally got a Twitter account when I learned that the Taliban are now on Twitter.
- The disappointment I felt when I saw that someone beat me to inventing denim diapers.
- The questions from the test that Hannah had to take (and pass) in order to qualify to be a Pizza Hut worker.
- My blow-by-blow account of Ginger's seizure (don't worry -- she seems fine now).
